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Helping my mom with avon
There’s a very old perfume called Sweet Honesty and with her Mexican accent it sounds like “Sweet Nasty”.
Getting my nails did for chsh. My 8 year old niece is great at that.
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Fr(eye)day. My favorite mascara. May not look like much but I have very thin, short and straight eyelashes and the Avon Drama mascara makes them really long and curly.
YOU GUYS. My hair is so soft and silky and not at all greasy and spoiler alert it’s because of an Avon product. It’s their Moroccan Argan Oil Leave-In Treatment. It even helped my frizzyness! That’s been one of the major problems with my hair lately. I mean it isn’t 100% frizz free but it’s close. There’s a few hairs where it used to be a whole area and I even had to use my Garnier hair spray the other day just to make my hair part somewhat normally.
New eyeliner and mascara. Really like it. Eyeliner comes with a sponge to smudge it and create a smokey look.
Also used some eyebrow stuff that makes them look thicker by adding little hairs and some paint. It’s awesome.
Playing with makeup. My right eye turned out okay, I think. Had a hard time doing the left.
New alarm clock, old nail polish.
My mom is cray cray crazy.
I got a beer for after dinner and in front of everyone she gives me a look and says that she won’t bring me anymore.
Oh and two of her friends have gotten falling down drunk in the past month.
At the Avon awards for its sellers
There’s a bar. I think it’s an open bar but I’m with my mom so I’m going to wait until dinner is served. I have only had a sandwich since I’ve been awake since 3 anyway.
It’s all in Spanish so I have to concentrate a little more. I think all the women are wearing Avon. Some are wearing the same outfit which is LOL.
The bartender is cute and I might go hit on him when I get a beer.
I’m really hungry. Can’t wait for dinner. Knew I should have kept that quesadilla in my purse from last night.
We’re in Niles, Illinois and Superdawg is a few blocks away. I might make my mom take me there after. Or I’ll sneak off. Right now.
L to R: clapper toy that’s sorta broken and shitty; my jack and coke, already buzzed, didn’t wait because dinner is taking for ever; one of the gifts they gave my mom for selling so much (3 pairs of earrings).